I just had the world most wonderful kebab and I thought you all had to know.
Aha, I’m not sure that
"I’m sorry I’m gonna have to stop you there unless i can suck your dick because I’m not actually fucking listening."
is the best line I could use..
It’s hard to get through an entire conversation with someone when all you can think about is how hard you’d fuck them given the slightest opportunity.
Four cups of coffee in 4 hours was the worst idea ever. So fucking awake.
The most exciting thing to happen to me this week was taking a “which game of thrones character are you?” quiz and I got Daenerys.
I stepped on a slug with bare feet earlier.
I am intensely scarred by the whole thing.
I actually freaked out so hard I had a panic attack and I ran my foot under seriously hot water for about 10 minutes and scrubbed it like crazy and I am still genuinely considering removing my foot.
Douse yourself in cheap perfume, it’s oh so fitting;
so fitting of the way you are.
can’t cover it up.
YO DRE DROP THE VERSE
I am going to go shower and hope that by the time i get out I’m not in such a miserable mood.
So we all go back to yours and you sit and talk to me on the floor.
There’s no need to show me ‘round baby, I feel like I’ve been here before.
I’ve been wondering whether later when you tell everyone body to go, will you poor me on for the road.
It’s finally warm enough that I can walk around in just a bra without wondering if you can see my nipples from space.
14 more followers until the next milestone.
Lights and action.
We’re ready for the after glow.
Helpful advice for all of you.
Don’t have a go at someone just because they answered the phone.
I’ll run away with your footsteps.
I’ll build a city that dreams for two.
And if you lose yourself, I will find you.