My stomach woke me up because I was so hungry, so I drag my but out of bed through the house, get breakfast, return to my bed and now it’s all like, “oh yeah hey, false alarm”.
THAT WAS MY ONE FUCKING LIE IN FOR 10 DAYS.
I neeeeed to sleep.
I need new blogs to follow, any recommendations? :)
I have 11 odd socks.
Which in turn means I have lost 11 socks.
HOW ON EARTH DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?
Got really excited cause I had new messages and it was spam.
THANKYOU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I am irrationally angry so I either need to eat or get laid rn.
Sometimes you can be so oblivious to how bad someone hurts you until someone puts it in perspective.
Uhhhhh apparently I need to get dressed now yay woo fun no.
I am hella grumpy today. All I want is a bacon sandwich and to be able to go back to sleep.
I just had the world most wonderful kebab and I thought you all had to know.
Aha, I’m not sure that
"I’m sorry I’m gonna have to stop you there unless i can suck your dick because I’m not actually fucking listening."
is the best line I could use..