Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
Can we all appreciate how pretty Roisin made my hair?
how i’m feeling about my future.
it’s not going this way so far????
“am I that easy to forget?”me at 3am (via aiela)
If I’m just bad news, then you’re a liar.
“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
I have slept pretty much all day and I am still feeling majorly sorry for myself.